Monday, September 20, 2004
at
9:37 a.m.
|
• Get a video camera and microphone and chase a local TV news crew around. Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting questions like “Where have all the cowboys gone?”
• Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
• In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-wracked screams, then emerge holding a large hen’s egg.
• Call National Acme Co. Ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.
• Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
• In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-wracked screams, then emerge holding a large hen’s egg.
• Call National Acme Co. Ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.
Posted by
Parallel
0 comments:
Post a Comment