Friday, June 11, 2004 at 9:42 a.m. |
• Call an addiction hot line and explain that you’re hooked on phonics.

• Go to the airport wearing a suit of armor and try walking through the metal detector.

• Call the Q-Tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came off in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, “What? What? What did you say?”

• Go to the polar bear enclosure at the zoo and shout, “C’mon, Larry, enough’s enough! Take off that costume and come back to the office!”
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